The Giant Squid, did you know, has a penis eight feet long. As long as any other tentacle and, indeed, he is constantly tripping over it. (All of this is scientifically documented.) The Giant Squid, when aroused, has little power of discrimination and will inject its semen anywhere it can: in females, in males, even in one of its own tentacles.
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The Great Squid lives very deep in the ocean; even an eight foot penis doesn’t get you far at such depths and the lonely Great Squid are almost never seen, though they do turn up, now and then, in electronic chat rooms:
Lonely male, lives at the bottom of the sea. My penis is eight feet long!
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