Saturday, July 05, 2014

In my defense

In my defense, I really think I could have resisted all the young men -- if only they had not begun to wear beards.

As it is, I feel reasonably evil, now that all the psychic powers I covet involve the capacity to grope any backpacker I choose.

Oh, why can’t I love men as purely and unconditionally as I love geckoes!

1 comment:

ThisMortalCoil said...

The reappearance of beards. <> All those young ones looking like the hairy men I lusted after as a kid in the 70's. Thankfully some of them have daddy issues.

Now if I can only figure out how to be a daddy on the outside while feeling like an adolescent on the inside....