The Devil, Dearly Loved, Renounces Evil / 13

Of all the qualities to be desired in a lover, shape-shifting is the best. Admit it. How much easier to love someone if they are, well, someone else, at least occasionally. Your sweat-soaked warrior, also a college boy, bodyguard and confidante, and sometimes just one of the girls. Put a diamond stud in his ear, so you can spot him, when he turns back into a bear.