In my defense, I really think I could have resisted all the young men -- if only they had not begun to wear beards.
As it is, I feel reasonably evil, now that all the psychic powers I covet involve the capacity to grope any backpacker I choose.
Oh, why can’t I love men as purely and unconditionally as I love geckoes!
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The reappearance of beards. <> All those young ones looking like the hairy men I lusted after as a kid in the 70's. Thankfully some of them have daddy issues.
Now if I can only figure out how to be a daddy on the outside while feeling like an adolescent on the inside....
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