The Life and Adventures of Randy Mesmer

REGRET.

Full of regret one morning, Randy Mesmer decided the best thing about the baths was what a relief it was, after, to return to the world outside. After ten hours of steam, cock focus, wet tiles, wrestling, lube and porn on seven channels—after a night of relentless skin—what a relief to walk out the door and discover the overcast morning, a crow in the air, people on their way to work. He wanted to call out to strangers, “Thank you for wearing pants!”