The Life and Adventures of Randy Mesmer

ROBES.

Randy Mesmer decided to become a Tibetan Buddhist monk because he looked good in maroon. The Thais, of course, had better food, but saffron is not the color for white people.

He spent a winter in the foothills of the Himalayas so cold he never undressed further than taking his dick out to piss or jerk off. He didn’t even shit until well into Spring.