Tuesday, May 27, 2014



Upon entering the bathroom at the cafe, Claude was surprised to see that bottom of the urinal had been lined with slices of lime.  This seemed to him very opulent, especially considering the worldwide shortage of limes.  He wondered if the limes in the urinal had once been in people’s drinks, or if someone in the kitchen was actually slicing fresh limes directly for use in the urinal.

He peered down at the limes.  They did not appear to have been squeezed or used in any way.  The smell -- lime piss -- was not ideal, but it was certainly preferable to piss on its own.

Claude needed to use the toilet actually, but he stood at the urinal first, because it seemed to him like a once in a lifetime opportunity.  

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